"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
my headcanon is that Hufflepuffs are like super duper badass
like the reason you never see an angry hufflepuff is because no one who has seen an angry hufflepuff is still breathing
demons run when a good man goes to war